Facebook Overshare

I share a lot of shit on this blog, mostly because it is entertaining. But I also feel

that there is such a thing as over share. Maybe it’s just me, but I was raised in a house where some things are just personal. We were also taught from a young age, that to wash your dirty laundry in public is common.  You might not have money but you do have your dignity and all that. Because of this I am also not a person that can share a bathroom with my husband. We will shower together or bath together like any normal couple, but that is where I draw the line. I have never been one of those people that can brush my teeth while my husband (or any of my previous partners for that matter) is using the loo. It is fucqing disgusting. Nee sies man. Bathroom time is private time. Back to my point.

Feed Me Pauley

2017 has brought a drastic change in our house. Paul started to blog. I know that on the surface this seems like a really minor thing. How bad can it be…? Well Sir…You all recall that Paul is a qualified chef…? His blog is about food and coffee and tea. Those three things happen to be on my list of top 10 things in life that I like the most.

Heilige Waarheid

Ek wil julle graag neem op n denkbeeldige rys. ‘n Rys wat afspeel in ‘n tyd toe die land nog kerklik was en die lewe “makliker”. Laat ons nou ons tassies pak en op die rit gaan waar jy jouself in die hoof karakter se skoene plaas. Hier gaan ons ‘n moderne ervaring hê van dit wat rerig gebeur in hierdie las lappie land van ons. ‘n Land waar elke person geregtig is op hulle eie droom, maak nie saak hoe kak die droom is nie en waar ons ook die reg het om daardie droom in ander se keel gate af te dwing. 

Vlogging... Vlog You!

June Brown

I have been asked to do vlogs...

I made a few recordings, deleted them all. I really tried. I played around with lighting and angles, trying to capture my “best” side, but failed fucqing miserably. June Brown (for those of you who don’t know her, she is an amazing British actress) recently taught me that one should never read your own work back to oneself. Maybe that was the flaw in my vlogs. I would watch the video after I have made it, criticise the shit out of it, get frustrated with myself and then delete it.

Mad World

One morning, not too long ago, a few weeks to be exact. I wake up, say my gratitude’s and proceed to read the morning news, as I do every day. See it is good to make a list of what you are grateful for before reading the news. It kinda helps you through it.

What do I see on every single page? Cecil the Lion.

Cecil the lion

The Real Evil Queen

I am busy watching a series called ‘Once Upon a Time’. Love it. It took me a few episodes to get into it, but once I got into it there was no turning back. Of course one of the main things that sold it for me was the fact that the main antagonist (The Evil Queen) is actually a leading lady and doesn't die. May I just also say that @LanaParrilla you are an amazing evil queen. Look at me typing as if I am on twitter. Hahahahaha. Interestingly enough, Lana was also voted the 4^th most beautiful woman of 2014, in the world. And yes she most certainly deserved it.

It's a New Year

Lets just get all the boring crap out of the way first. Happy 2015 everyone. May your year be filled with nice things and stuff with sex. Rather make it good sex.

Now that, that is over, let's get to business. One of my students bitched at me that in the year of 2014 I didn't blog. Apparently she really missed reading about all my shit (I have a fan!!). Then some other people complained as well. Non students.