Tonight we are taking one of our friends to Bronx. Now for those of you that don’t know, Bronx is club on what we like to call the ‘Moffie Mile’. It is a road in the heart of gay valley in Greenpoint, Cape Town. There people drink and smoke and if you see someone you like you can take that person to the bathroom. Sexy boys dance around in nothing but underwear and everyone dances around the pole on the bar counter. Drag Queens parade the dance floor and grope each other in plain sight. Paul and I have a rule when we go there. He and I are allowed to snogg whoever we like, but nothing more. We are both young and we would rather enjoy young life together than end up cheating on each other. A couple that plays together, stays together or some such bullshit.
So our friend that we are taking there is a old school farm girl aged 50 from the Namaqualand, who believes that to show cleavage is wrong and she is a complete non drinker. We love her to bits but it is going to be an experience for her. We have instructed her what to wear and how to do hair and makeup. Bwhahahahahahahaha who knows maybe she turns the head of a nice looking lesbian. Problem is that she is not gay and she is very happily married. Her husband is going with. It is going to make for a very interesting night. I can hardly wait.
Who knows when they become ok with Bronx we take them one day to the pink parade, hehehehehehehehehehe.
But I am sure I will have a full report on this little excursion on Monday.
Have a wonderful weekend all.
Mwah!!
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