Good Day Everyone
So as the heading suggests, I have received my first hatemail. My previous hatemail was at least from some chap calling himself Sam. This one does not give a name.
Either way, thank you for your comments. My complaints department will be dealing with it and they probably won't be getting back to you. But I will thank you for the extra traffic that you have generated for me by your clever use of the word 'blok'. Why didn't I think of that?
I won't be commenting on the rest of your post, as I do not really find it comment worthy. Oh hang on, there is one comment I would like to make.
My face being all over my blog. Yea..........I wouldn't expect Samsung to advertise tomato sauce.
"Anonymous13 March 2014 10:43
Clearly
you have a big think of yourself, looking at this page. Maybe you
should stop tikking nonsense about yourself and start looking around. I
look at this blog and most of the words can't be seen. Why would you
stick your face (Narcissistic F.U.C.Q. er) throughout your blog and then
go and use font color (green, magenta, pink gold....whatever) that can
barely be see what you ticked. I am not blind so braille won’t work.
Change the F.U.C.Q.ing font so we seeing people can see more of the
forefront than the back ass or shall I say the ass in the backdrop. This
page looks like an ad for a porn trailer…Clearly focus is not your strong point… otherwise you would chose one lingo and not be so confused that you would come across as an illiterate F.U.C.Q.er.
You try to write k@k about me or use me in you next blok, I will make your nose ring a toe ring while it is still attached to your nose. Are you a wanna be Zorro, on fire…"
Clearly you had time to write another BLOK, but clearly not enough time to make changes.
ReplyDeleteCan see the priority in your life...
Hey Z this cock tonsil clearly has a shallow life!
ReplyDeleteWow he obviously has no life. What an idiot
ReplyDeleteZeo, you should take this as a compliment. In the comment it is mentioned that he/she would like to be able to read what is on the foreground. This suggests that he/she would clearly want to carry on reading your 'blok'. Maybe there is some jelousy in this... You probably did what he/she doesn't have the balls to do....lol.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, and then there is the whole 'copy cat' thing going on. I am sure that he/she could not come up with the 'F.U.C.Q' thing... So, either way, you assisted in getting him/her more knowledgable.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is too funny! Anonymous, the first thing I learnt about you from your comment, is that you're obviously a spineless, little limp prick. You don't even have the balls to use your own name when you're telling people off! I think this is really in bad taste. Most people are usually very open to constructive criticism, if we know where it's coming from. Anonymous insults, usually don't get the desired effect, especially in this family. In light of this, allow me to introduce myself. Hi, my name is Claudette and I'm Zorro, sorry, Zeo's sister.
ReplyDeleteNow I would really like to take some time to give you some tips for future reference. You know, for next time you decide to act like a complete dumbass.
1. Grow a pair of balls. It's all good and well to have an opinion, but unless people know where or who that opinion is coming from, they don't really care about your shitty opinion. Sticks and stones and all that jazz...
2. Go back to school. You call Zorro, sorry, Zeo, an "illiterate F.U.C.Q.er" yet, you struggle to string together a proper sentence using proper grammar and spelling. Maybe you should start working on your own use of language before you start insulting other people's use of language. I find that people respond better to insults or constructive criticism if it comes from someone who actually looks like they have a brain. Nobody pays much attention to idiots who just run their mouths. However, should you wish to enter the entertainment industry, please do continue to write as well as you do. It makes for a fucking great laugh! :-)
3. Get a hobby. You obviously have way too much time on your hands. Life is short. Rather spend the time with your loved ones, have a NICE conversation with somebody, sit outside, drink a cup of tea in a pretty garden. Grow some herbs, get a puppy, fuck, breed snakes! I do, it's great fun! :-) My point is, relax! You obviously are one very angry, bitter person. So life treated you shitty, get over it and move on. It's nobody's fault but your own. So if you're in a crap mood and feel like taking it out on somebody else, rather have a nice fat chat with the jerk in the mirror. Works a treat!
4. Start your own blog! I believe that you don't really like the fonts and colours on Zorro, sorry, Zeo's blog. You don't have to, it is his blog after all. If he wants to stick pictures of his toenails all over this page, he can. It's his blog. I'll probably stop reading it then because I find other people's feet slightly disgusting. Here's the lesson you can learn from this: Don't read it if it hurts your eyes! Easy-peasy! :-) Then go and create your own blog. It could be on any subject you choose - maybe "How to stop being an asshole" could be a good topic for you.
5. This point is more of an FYI. By using a photo as a background, Zorro, sorry, Zeo, is actually keeping up with international trends of web design. I know this because I can actually make websites and I try my best to keep up to date with latest trends and what people want/need. One tiny insignificant shitty opinion from an anonymous asshole, won't make me rush out to redesign MY website, I don't see how you think this one should be changed to be "friendlier" to your crap eyes. Which brings me to my next point.
ReplyDelete6. Go see an optometrist! You obviously need specs. If these fairly neutral colours hurt your eyes, maybe it's time to have those blinkers checked out. Maybe that's why you are such a "meanie". Shame poor thing, can't see. I'd be pretty pissed too if I couldn't see properly.
7. Get a decent computer/laptop/tablet. Something that has a display of more than just 16 colours. That computer might have been cool when your granny gave it to you 15 years ago, but now it's just crap. I bet all these "weird" colours will look much better if you have a decent machine.
8. Watch more porn! From the sound of it, you have NO idea what porn is. If you think THIS page looks like a porn trailer, you're in for a big treat! I don't know what your "thing" is, but there really is all kinds of porn. So, for instance, if you like fucking midgets, I'm sure you'll find something that'll get you going! :-)
9. Finally, masturbate more. It's a great stress reliever! Or just get laid! Please! Even if you have to ask your mom to help out... I mean, she's probably busy all night anyway...
Phew! Okay, so after all THAT... I have a very excited urge to start my own blog now! Anonymous, I will need some traffic to my blog. If I send you the link, will you write me some awesome comments too? Please? :-D
I have to add that I am extremely proud of Zorro, I mean Zeo. He managed to accomplish so much in his life! So many things that he should be proud of! Which is more than most people can say. Zorro, sorry, Zeo, always remember what our Mom taught us:
FUCQ "THE PEOPLE" and FUCQ THEIR OPINIONS!!!
Always stay as FUCQING fabulous as you are! <3
Technically FUCQ is Fuck You. Just sounds to me like you're hesitating... Fuck You, er...
ReplyDeleteZeo is my buddy, and I like his face all over his block!
ReplyDeleteHahaha he my friend too so get alife brother or sista or whateva for that matter!!!!!!!!
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